Top Ten Ways To Get Kicked Out Of A Football Game
   10   Ticket Scalping
     9   Smoking
     8   Confusing ChiliConCarne With Confetti.
     7   Climbing The Goal Post.
     6   Selling Beer.
     5   Pulling The Tail Of The Mascot.
     4   Trying To Get The Flag Girl's Phone Number.
     3   Running Out On The Field And Grabbing The Ball.
     2   Tipping The Cheerleaders.
     1   Proposition 13.
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