Top Ten Ways To You're Having A Bad Day

   10   Skiing Into A Tree.
     9   You Push The Coke Button And A Pepsi Comes Out.
     8   You Walk Into The Cafeteria And See A Septic Pumper Outside The Window.
     7   You Find Yourself Sitting At The End Of The Road Waiting For The Stop Sign To Turn Green.
     6   Today's Golf Score Is Higher Than Last Nights Bowling Score.
     5   Yesterday's Core Dump Turns Into Today's System Panic.
     4   The Movie "Groundhog Day" Gets Stuck In Your VCR.
     3   Channel Surfing Your Car Radio; When They Give The Station ID You Realize It's On The Same Station Your Mother-in-law Listens To.
     2   Ken Starr Invites You To Lunch.
     1   You Just Moved To Harrisburg From Los Angeles. Only Now, You begin To Realize That Smog Doesn't Smell That Bad After All.

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